sms from some of my friends really hilarious. few examples below:

1. awak ada payang tak? sekarang hujan oh

i replied: i tak ada payang. payung pun tak ada.

p/s: payang ialah sejenis pukat utk tangkap ikan. i just found that out.

2. mask help me to time out!

no, it's me who helped u to time out. not any mask. besides, there isnt any mask in the shop. and masks cant use the computer.

hehe...